Scared All The Time's Scary Mart

Fear of every step of the process.

Yes. And the bag. And designs everything he doesn't physically make.

Ed makes the shirts and stuff FOR REAL. He literally gets to work on your orders as they come in. That said, give his tired butt a week's turnaround. It shouldn't take that long, but sometimes there's supply issues that slow him down, cuz again... they're made-to-order.

Integrating a verification service would end up costing us more than we'd likely make each month, but if you're active duty or a vet, just e-mail Ed at scaredallthetimepodcast@gmail.com and we'll figure out a discount for you!

This section is for pieces of merch that - for the following reasons - we sell at cost:

• The factory (Ed) made an error.
• The design was abandoned at prototype stage.
• All of the above.

All sales Final for "Deep Discounts and Rarities" products.

The listed sizes are what is available from our suppliers, but shoot Ed an e-mail at scaredallthetimepodcast@gmail.com to discuss if we can accommodate additional sizes/youth sizes.

As for colors... I mean, feel free to make your case for something else.

Since all clothing is made-to-order, and we're not Amazon (we're... a guy), we'd rather you didn't, obviously.

BUT in the unlikely event that you're unhappy with something, shoot Ed an e-mail at scaredallthetimepodcast@gmail.com and we'll work it out.

Buyer's responsible for return postage unless the item arrived damaged.